“…and one might be confused by the sensation of one foot being immersed in wet sand, while the other feels like your vans are sticking to a whiskey-stained concrete floor.”


Original songwriting that romanticizes revelry and heartbreak, while offering a keen self awareness. Gary Lazer Eyes is the high of a good time, but also the comedown. Their vibrant live performances are a passionate exhibition of these tunes, peppered with tasteful covers ranging from southern rock to bachelorette party anthems, soulfully delivered in their beachy alternative sound.

BIO:

Born in 2015 amidst the chaos of hosting our first DIY music/art events (as well as our dwindling academic careers). We managed to get our shit together the following year. Gary Lazer Eyes began as nothing more than a seemingly endless debaucherous experience, slowly proved to be a rewarding creative outlet as well. Touring around Florida and the eastern half of America in a short bus (RIP Bertha) has enabled us to perform our original music on a variety of stages - from strangers' living rooms, to the main stage at music festivals - from red light district basement bars, to a bowling alley in Pittsburgh (that we're pretty sure was a front for something illegal). Ranging from reckless to introspective, our tunes are reveries of revelry and the constant onslaught of experiences that we’re lucky enough to have thrown at us.

NOTABLES:

  • 2023 Woofstock Artist

  • 2021-2022 Florida Fin Fest Artist

  • 2021 Momento Music & Arts Festival Artist

  • 2018-19 Beaches Oktoberfest Artist

  • 2017 Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival Artist

  • 2019 Sing Out Loud Festival Artist

  • 2018 Harvey Milk Festival Artist

  • 2015-2018 Florida Music Festival and Conference Artist

  • 2017-18 Space Coast Daily Seafood and Music Festival Artist

  • Orlando Weekly’s 2016 “Best Rock Act”

  • 2017 Orlando Film Festival Finalists (Galapagos Music Video)

NOTABLE DIRECT SUPPORT SLOTS:

  • The Wailers

  • The Original Wailers

  • Futurebirds

  • Nick Perri & The Underground Thieves

  • Surfer Blood

  • Iya Terra

  • SWIMM

  • Halo Circus/Allison Iraheta

  • The Supervillians

  • Brick + Mortar

  • The Unlikely Candidates

  • Blac Rabbit

  • Moon Hooch